Since Friday I’ve been laid low with the dreaded lurgy. My daughter got taken home from nursery school early with symptoms of Scarlet Fever and within minutes I was infected. The prognosis was not good… runny nose Friday, itchy cough Saturday and by Sunday my tonsils felt like they were getting stabbed by Satans own trident every time I swallowed (anything… even air). Needless to say there wasn’t much sleep for me the past few nights but thankfully Amelia is on the mend and I visited the local doctor this morning and am now on antibiotics. The wife is speaking to me again after having to miss The Script in concert on Saturday due to nursing me and Amelia back to some semblance of health.
However, this morning she started having this sharp barking type cough… hey… nothing to do with me. Did she use the orange or blue toothbrush? Anyway…. it sounded like the exact same cough I had on Saturday so I suspect the whole family are now carriers of Scarlet Fever / Strep throat. But being a good husband I decided to Google her symptoms… I clicked on images by accident and was instantly greeted by what I can only describe as ‘Invisible Man Porn’. Every picture resembled a female giving oral pleasure to the invisible man.
If you dont believe me just GOOGLE woman coughing….. oh and you may want to avoid typing in men coughing. Ahem. 🙂