ARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, ............Must finish that, oh look sparklies ......................... It Burns, it burns ..................I hate doing this - why oh why ............................ Ahhhhh Pretty little thing, will it play with me?.............................. Bitsy, bobsy, booooo...........................Pillage then destroy, ............ hmmmmm mushrooms,......... Ouch!! ....... Don't wanna!! ....... Hmmmm distraction, should I play oh why not maybe it'll make me cool........ etc.
(Sorry but he saw the title and just had top contribute.. Don't worry i managed to turn tap off before it got too bad/legally dubious )