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This is one of the funniest "shorts" I've ever heard.
I promise. You will not see this one coming.
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Not quite as funny...but d***** close!
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Did you know that taller people sleep longer in bed?
That's science.

 

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mTk said:

This is one of the funniest "shorts" I've ever heard.
I promise. You will not see this one coming.
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Seems like a blonde joke

 

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This kinda funny, isn't it?
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@mTk … did you think ahead about this?

 

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That was in there somewhere.

 

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What starts with F and ends in U C K?
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....... Fire Truck.

 

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People who camp are like, "But camping is so much fun!", and then tell you a story
about how they had to fight a raccoon at 2:30 AM.
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If you are the type of person who enjoys curling up with a cup of tea and a good book
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People who camp are like, "But camping is so much fun!", and then tell you a story
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I crawled out of a tent naked in the snow one night to be sick and came face to face with a skunk. Luckily it turned tail and ran but scared the shit out of me.
Best camping story I have.

 

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1. I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear.

2. Hate it when I see an old person and then realize we went to high school together.

3. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes... so she hugged me.

4. My wife says I only have 2 faults. I don't listen and something else....

5. At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

6. I thought growing old would take longer.

7. I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Retraced my steps, got lost on the way back, now I have no idea what's going on.

 

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