Ok... 3 nuns went to heaven and St Peter questions them at the gate.
St Peter - Who was the first man?
1st Nun - Adam.
St Peter - You may pass. Next, who was the first woman.
2nd Nun - Eve.
St Peter - Correct you may pass. What was the first thing Eve said to Adam.
3rd Nun - Mmmmm, thats a hard one.
St Peter - Correct you may pass.
Well you got caught with a flat
Well how 'bout that
Well babie don't you panic
By the light of the night
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic Mechanic!