Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman its
considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man
its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she
fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love
my new Taser!
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with
just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from
tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and
put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
News flash
1. Now on sale at IKEA beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing
involved, it's all tongue and groove.
considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man
its £2.50/min (charges may vary).
Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.
Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she
fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love
my new Taser!
Got a new Jack Russell pup today, he's mainly black and brown with
just a small white area so I've called him Bradford.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from
tins of ham then delete it. It's Spam.
When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and
put a cherry on my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau.
News flash
1. Now on sale at IKEA beds for lesbians: no nuts or screwing
involved, it's all tongue and groove.
