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This one is unusually subtle for me so some of yo may not get it.

Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port...

...they can Scandinavian.
You think they’d upgrade to RFID...
 

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you know what they say about Farting in an elevator/lift. its just wrong on every level
 

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@Hedgehog It's not just "scan the navy" it's "scan the navy IN" because they just got back to port.
I knew I'd have to explain it. :p
Geez we got it the first time. Now about that RFID upgrade...
 

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@Hedgehog It's not just "scan the navy" it's "scan the navy IN" because they just got back to port.
I knew I'd have to explain it. :p
Geez we got it the first time. Now about that RFID upgrade...
Welllllllllllllll :) (Oh Crap!!!)


Errrrrr (Watch out, it won't be worth it)

Actualy It's "Scan-Da-Navy-In" (He's a pedantic, unfunny git)
 

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Would that mean when is an obvious joke a camping joke?

When you're attentive.
 

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Oh for Pete’s sake, that’s just non-scents.
 

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My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make the food right in front of you.
So I took her to Subway...and that's how the fight started.

Our top story today.
According to a recent study 9 out 0f 10 people who are afraid of hurdles...
never get over it.
 
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Hmm, maybe hibachi would have been better eh?
 

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.....
 
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