Once opun a time, a wise man set me on his knee,...taught me to pun most cleverly...I see however the current runs strong...all your opinions think my puns are oh so wrong...but they build behind the dam, building, building until over the top they go...spilling over across the land, inundating all in the way... On this and every other day, until all the rest you start to pray...or maybe you won't, that my puns go away...