What is a Canadian?

[2054172]

A Canadian is a fellow wearing English tweeds, a Hong Kong shirt and Spanish shoes, who sips Brazilian coffee sweetened with Philippine sugar from a Bavarian cup while nibbling Swiss cheese, sitting at a Danish desk over a Persian rug, after coming home in a German car from an Italian movie... and then writes his Member of Parliament with a Japanese ballpoint pen on French paper, demanding that he do something about foreigners taking away our Canadian jobs.
Anonymous

 

[PoorOldSpike]

Incidentally if Russia ever decides to attack North America in the future with nuke missiles, their shortest flight path is over the north pole, so Canada will get it first..

 

[Wardog]

That's old news, POS. That's why in the 1960's the DEW line (Distant Early Warning) was built along with NORAD North American Air Defence Command to counteract the threat. We Canadians have always been at the forefront in battles.