You know you're playing too much CM when...

[axxe]

Went with my girlfriend to a concert at a local church Saturday night.

I unconsciously chose our seats so I'd be keyholed behind two tall people in the pew in front of us, with a clear LOS to the stage, and with the girlfriend having cover behind a pillar. I only realized what I'd done when she said "um, I can't see from here."

"Just thinking about your safety, dear..."

 

[Sempai]

Very good! You´re the man!

Greetings

 

[Meat Grinder]

That's known as "reading the room".

 

[Gunner]

....viewing a picture and you tap the side walls of your monitor with your mouse expecting it to scroll.

 

[Bulletpoint]

 

[Def]

It's become common practice for my friends (even those who don't play wargames) to say "squad broken" to lightheartedly express distress, thanks to me constantly saying it. Hahahaha!

I got it more from WH40k: Dawn of War than CM, but the latter did influence me.