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Son said to dad “I'm gay.”
Dad looks at his other son and said “What about you?”
Other son said “Me too dad.”
Dad said “doesn't anyone in this family like pussy?”
The daughter said “I do…”

10 Catholic Priests were killed in a road accident.
At the Pearly Gates St Peter says “If any of you are paedophiles you can piss off down to Hell.”
Nine of them start to walk away when St Peter calls out “and take this deaf bastard with you.”






My mate reckons he always cries after sex. Mind you, he is in prison.

The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my pussy and you know what that means don't you?”
I said “Yeah, you've blocked the bloody plug hole again.”

Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night.
Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking spot in one fluid movement! That's when I thought “Hang on just a minute…”

 

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Made me smile on a rainy day.