The lawyer says to the very wealthy art collector tycoon:“I have some good news and, I have some bad news….”The tycoon replies: “I've had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?The lawyer says: “Well your wife invested £5000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of £2 to £3 million.”The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done…very good news indeed!You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”
