They begged me to allow them to die for their country. Absolutely begged, but in the end, "In my great and unmatched wisdom" (gross), I decided to force them to live. In a German internment camp (gulp).
Interesting dilemma here, giving @Nathangun a Total Victory makes him tied with me for 1st place. I don't normally call players out but Im pretty sure @mirekm61 bailed on another tourney awhile back (forget which one). Players that do this should get flagged or something for being unreliable.