Caption Contest:Gulf War 90-91

[PoorOldSpike]

(Bootie's pic)

 

[PoorOldSpike]

Arab guy-"Don't shoot! I got a granma in Milwaukee!"

 

[Bootie]

It was only when they got close that they realised rigomortis had set in on the headless corpse.

 

[Bootie]

The Republican Guard soldier adopted the ostrich 'bury your head in the sand' defense.

 

[PoorOldSpike]

Sergeant-"Go turn him over to see if he's concealing anything underneath his body"
Private-"Not me Sarge, he might be booby-trapped"

 

[mTk]

Hold your ground while I call for reinforcements!

 

[RedDevil]

Look son, I don't care how big he says, nobody's got a 3 foot pecker..