"Honey, I swear I was not raping bulls last night. Where would you even get such a...”
Or
“…Well, I promise I'll be home early tonight or I'm dead."
Or
Meet the brother of the Pied Piper, Roger Zimmerman, the not so gaily dressed "leader of angry bulls", calling them with his electric keyboard ap off his smart phone.
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Have you ever asked yourself "Why Me?" It was at that precise moment that Ash knew it really was 'just him.'
Or
That day the bulls invented a new type of “Smear the Queer.”
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Like a bubble busting, Inez’s fantasy world snapped into reality while he was crying, “Beam me up Scotty! Beam me up Scotty!”
Fine, I give up. I'm just not funny.