An Arab, an Afghan
and an Australian sheila
are in the same bar.
When the Afghan finishes his beer, he throws his glassin the air, pulls outhis pistol,and shoots the glass
to pieces.
He says, 'In Afghanistan,our glasses are socheap we don't needto drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,drinks
non-alcohol bee (because he's a Muslim!),
throws it into theair, pulls out hisAK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In theArab World, we have so much sand
to make glasses that we don't need to drink withthe same one twice either.'
The Aussie Sheilacool as a cucumber,
picks up her bundy & coke, downs it in one gulp,throws the glass intothe air, whips out her45, and shoots the Afghan
andthe Arab
Catching her glass and setting it on the bar, then calling for a refill,she says,
"In Australia
We have so manyillegal immigrants thatwe don't have todrink with the same ones twice."
God Bless Australia !!
and an Australian sheila
are in the same bar.
When the Afghan finishes his beer, he throws his glassin the air, pulls outhis pistol,and shoots the glass
to pieces.
He says, 'In Afghanistan,our glasses are socheap we don't needto drink with the same one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this,drinks
non-alcohol bee (because he's a Muslim!),
throws it into theair, pulls out hisAK-47, and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In theArab World, we have so much sand
to make glasses that we don't need to drink withthe same one twice either.'
The Aussie Sheilacool as a cucumber,
picks up her bundy & coke, downs it in one gulp,throws the glass intothe air, whips out her45, and shoots the Afghan
Catching her glass and setting it on the bar, then calling for a refill,she says,
"In Australia
We have so manyillegal immigrants thatwe don't have todrink with the same ones twice."
God Bless Australia !!