Excellent update message, clear, consise, passive-aggressive, but mildly friendly, informative.
ehhhh! mildly abrupt but makes clear that user might not be a complete idiot whilst also informing them that IT is BUSY, has a life, and other priorities in life possibly including personal relationships, fun and maybe happiness (in your dreams )
In Conclusion (Oh Yes PLEASE!!) Thank YOU @Bootie(and the under minions ) for all the time you put into running this site, I (WE) appreciate itand admire your enthusiasm, humour and tolerance that makes this one of the best care homes on the internet (WHAT! no really it's a pleasure).