Another Joke... we know you at least 116...
I heard you fought in the Boar War... along side Churchill!
Surrounded by thousands and outnumbered 10 to one, at the Battle of the Kop,
where you and the remaining troops were down to a few cartridges ...
and the order went through the lines... Ted, we British, no sticking the boot in!
Happy Birthday... And thanks for all the jokes, captions etc.