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Got to be a Classic

While strolling round the harbour this morning about 11am, I noticed a terrorist who slipped from the jetty and fell into the water.

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help he would surely drown.

Being a responsible Australian citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Marine & Harbours, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept.

It is now 4 p.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet to respond.

I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.
 
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