Roberts Wedding
Robert , 85, married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old . . .
Since her new husband is so old,
Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and Robert should have
separate bedrooms, because she
is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if
they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny
prepares herself for bed and
the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes,
the door opens and there is Robert,
her 85 year old groom, ready
for action. They unite as one. All
goes well, Robert takes leave of
his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Robert, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newlyweds are
done, Robert kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but,
aha, you guessed it Robert is back
again, rapping on the door and is as
fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they
enjoy each other.
But as Robert gets set to leave again,
his young bride says to him, 'I am
thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Robert.'
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns
to Jenny and says:
'You mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old,
Alzheimer's has its advantages.
PS..
Have I sent this to you already?
Robert , 85, married Jenny,
a lovely 25 year old . . .
Since her new husband is so old,
Jenny decides that after their wed-
ding she and Robert should have
separate bedrooms, because she
is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if
they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny
prepares herself for bed and
the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes,
the door opens and there is Robert,
her 85 year old groom, ready
for action. They unite as one. All
goes well, Robert takes leave of
his bride, and she prepares to go
to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears
another knock on her bedroom
door, and it's Robert, Again he is
ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
surprised, Jenny consents for more
coupling. When the newlyweds are
done, Robert kisses his bride, bids
her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but,
aha, you guessed it Robert is back
again, rapping on the door and is as
fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they
enjoy each other.
But as Robert gets set to leave again,
his young bride says to him, 'I am
thoroughly impressed that at your
age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less
than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great
lover, Robert.'
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns
to Jenny and says:
'You mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old,
Alzheimer's has its advantages.
PS..
Have I sent this to you already?
