How to make your Woman happy ..!

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Combat Wombat

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It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51.Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes




HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY








1. Leave him alone.
2. Have regular sex.
 
I love how you Aussies are real big men out in the outback ...nice big open spaces where men can be men...but at home?...I wonder?

You see here in the Great White North which has not been as white as it could of been, a man only steps out back into the woods a few feet from home to be a man, then comes back into the house and there is a beer waiting for him from his lovely wife along with herself being clad in a skimmpy outfit becking him to the bedroom. We follow wanting just one thing, and upon arriving there ask for the box that contains our....
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Gee....only 54 items on your list, you must have forgotten over half of them Hedgehog.
where the one
55. Women makes the rules
56. Anytime a male come close to figuring out the rules, the Female will change them.

There two, wheres all the other missing ones....LOL
 
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