INDIANS
DON'T USE SADDLES
A woman from New York was driving
through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.
An
American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it
echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. When they
arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What
did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station
attendant.
"Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind
him on the horse, put my arms round his waist, and held onto the saddle
horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said,
Indians don't use saddles."
DON'T USE SADDLES
A woman from New York was driving
through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.
An
American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a
nearby town.
She climbed up behind him on the horse and they
rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few
minutes the Indian would let out a Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a' so loud that it
echoed from the surrounding hills and canyon walls. When they
arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station,
yelled one final 'Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!' and rode off.
"What
did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station
attendant.
"Nothing," the woman answered "I merely sat behind
him on the horse, put my arms round his waist, and held onto the saddle
horn so I wouldn't fall off."
"Lady," the attendant said,
Indians don't use saddles."