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Funny. The Scots drink the American bourbons and the Yanks seek out the scotch whiskey.
What on God's green earth makes JD a Bourbon ...you barbarian. If it does not say it on the label it's not Bourbon. JD is something some Tennessee hick got from the bottom of a silo, how dare yee compare Tennessee Jack Daniels to good old Kentucky Straight Bourbon. I say pistols at ten paces.
 
Jack Daniels is a Tennessee Whiskey. Much different and more refined than the swills that come out of the horse barns up in Kentucky.

And we prefer redneck instead of hick. A hick, by Definition:
hick
A derogatory slang term for lower class whites raised in rural areas, usually within trailer parks or hog farms. Generally used more for Midwesterners than Southerners (see: redneck)
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post.
Used in a sentence:
That hick Dwayne wanted to take me muddin' in the stripper pits last night.
Have you been to the 4-H fair? God what a hick town.

A redneck by definition:
redneck
Mildly offensive term for a lower class white person from the southeastern states of the USA. Derives from someone who spent a lot of time on manual labour outside and so received a "red neck" from the sun.
Used in a sentence.
Who says "y'all" anymore, apart from damn rednecks?
Look at them dumb rednecks drinking that Kentucky Bourbon/race horse pee....

Come on @2054172 . If you're going to call us names at least get it right!:)

 
Would You explain it to me?

It is a play on words. A normal Jack in the Box (a child's toy) would be standing tall on his spring, while the Jack Daniels in a box is too drunk to stand at all.
 
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