To Be 8 again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the
bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he
asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she
replied, still looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he
arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her
to "Adventure World" theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingRoller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of
the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
soft drink, and her favourite lollies, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight
again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her
expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a
man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!
A man was sitting on the edge of the
bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off he
asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
'I'd like to be eight again', she
replied, still looking in the mirror .
On the morning of her Birthday, he
arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her
to "Adventure World" theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the ScreamingRoller
Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of
the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate milkshake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a
soft drink, and her favourite lollies, M&M's. What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her
husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big
smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being eight
again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her
expression suddenly changed.
'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!!'
The moral of the story: Even when a
man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong!