Mohamed went to the doctor's office to ask for a triple dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't give him a triple dose.
'Why not?' asked Mohamed.
'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said Mohamed
'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
Mohamed said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'
On Monday afternoon Mohamed dragged himself into the doctors office ...his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, 'Shit... What happened to you?'
Mohamed said, 'No one showed up.'
'Why not?' asked Mohamed.
'Because it's not safe,' replied the doctor.
'But I need it really bad,' said Mohamed
'Well, why do you need it so badly?' asked the doctor.
Mohamed said, 'My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I've got to have a triple dose.'
The doctor finally relented saying, 'All right, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.'
On Monday afternoon Mohamed dragged himself into the doctors office ...his right arm in a sling. The doctor asked, 'Shit... What happened to you?'
Mohamed said, 'No one showed up.'