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HOA_KSOP

FGM Captain
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Location
Heart of America
The plant I work in dates back to pre WW2 and we still have some structural details in buildings that date back to WW2 blackout conditions.
The slanted windows that helped conceal the structures from bombers. Our facility is over 100 years old...
I’ve seen plenty of pictures showing WW2 plants all camo’ed up. Mighty impressive.
 
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My friend said he didn't understand cloning.
I said "That makes two of us."
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- Daddy, why's my sister's name Florence.
- Because we conceived her in Florence, Italy.
- Thanks Dad!
- You're welcome, Backseat.
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Don't let the media fool you. Seals are dangerous.
I heard a group of six them killed Bin Laden!
 
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If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me.
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When you get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be.
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[Kid's first day at school]
Teacher: We're concerned. Your son...he's kind of restless.
Wife: OK.
Teacher: And he keeps shouting that he's on the Highway to Hell.
Me: Oh, maybe he's got OC/DC.
Teacher: Get the f*** off of school property!
(Think about it.)
 

chiquichops

FGM Sergeant
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49
Location
Granada, Spain
If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me.
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When you get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be.
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[Kid's first day at school]
Teacher: We're concerned. Your son...he's kind of restless.
Wife: OK.
Teacher: And he keeps shouting that he's on the Highway to Hell.
Me: Oh, maybe he's got OC/DC.
Teacher: Get the f*** off of school property!
(Think about it.)
Teacher: We're concerned. Your son...he's kind of restless.
Wife: OK.
Teacher: And he keeps shouting "broccoli" and "cauliflower".
Wife: Oh, yes, he's got florettes syndrome.
 
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