Him: What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Me: What's the difference?
Him: A literalist takes things literally and a kleptomaniac takes things, literally.
A woman cut in front of me in the express line at the store with a box of Tampons, ice cream and a bottle of wine.
I was NOT about to mess with that situation.
A large group of humans is called a Fuck That.