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mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

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jobu88

FGM Company Sergeant Major
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Q: How do you tell tell a plumber apart from a chemist?

A: Ask each of them to pronounce "unionized"
 
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I hate hotel bath towels.
So thick and fluffy...I can't even close my suitcase.
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I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it, but it does keep the sheets of my legs at night.
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Did You Know?
Replacing the potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose
up to 90% of what little joy you have left in your life?
 
Normal people trying to flirt: "Hey, you're cute. We should go out sometime."
Me trying to flirt: "So, do you like bread?"
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Me: Hear about the guy who made a knife out of cheese?
Him. No.
Me: It's sharp cheddar.
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"The difference between America and England is that Americans think that 100 years is a long time,
while the English think that 100 miles is along way." - Erle Hitchner
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News Headline: Lindsay Lohan Bitten by Snake On Holiday in Thailand
Me: I don't understand how a snake even begins to organize a trip like that!