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mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me.
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When you get shampoo in your eyes and wonder what the name of your guide dog will be.
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[Kid's first day at school]
Teacher: We're concerned. Your son...he's kind of restless.
Wife: OK.
Teacher: And he keeps shouting that he's on the Highway to Hell.
Me: Oh, maybe he's got OC/DC.
Teacher: Get the f*** off of school property!
(Think about it.)
I wonder if your son banged his head... ;)
 
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Friend: How many people work at your company?
Me: About half of them.
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I'm at the age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12 while my body mostly keeps
asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
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Threw out my back sleeping and tweaked my neck sneezing, so I'm probably just one strong fart away
from complete paralysis.
 
Friend: How many people work at your company?
Me: About half of them.

This reminds me of a discussion I had this week with an autist regarding implementing new functionality in an application:
me, pointing at the architecture diagram: "where should we implement this logic?"
autist, blandly replying: "That should be done in the code"
:LOL:
 
This reminds me of a discussion I had this week with an autist regarding implementing new functionality in an application:
me, pointing at the architecture diagram: "where should we implement this logic?"
autist, blandly replying: "That should be done in the code"
:LOL:
It almost didn't compute for me there for a second...
 
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