Some food for thought for Grumpy OAPS
PENSIONERS, PRISIONERS and CRIMINALS
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, a swimming pool, spiritual advisors and further education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, pyjamas and even legal aid would be free, on request. There would be private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, and gardens. Each senior could have a PC, a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. Incumbents will soon be able to retain their electoral rights.
With the change and the criminals in nursing homes, the Home Office budget could be immediately reduced. Cold food would be supplied, they’d be left alone and remain unsupervised , while living in a tiny room and paying £600 per week and having little hope or wish of ever getting out.
With lights out at 8 pm, and showers once a week, energy costs would be reduced and this would slow ‘global warming’ and so ultimately ‘Save the World’
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COWS
Does anyone find it amazing that, during the mad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow almost three years after the perceived problem, right to the stall where she slept..? They can even track her calves to their stalls.
Yet, they are unable to locate the 125,000 illegal immigrants and probably many more, wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq etc..
Why don't we just give them ours?
It might have drawn up by a lot of bright blokes; it’s worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courtroom or Houses of Parliament, is that:
'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians would be seen as a ‘hostile work environment’.
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Finally, think about this –
If you don't want to forward this information for fear of offending someone,
then YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
It is time for the grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up! But who’d listen?
PENSIONERS, PRISIONERS and CRIMINALS
Let's put the pensioners in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the pensioners would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, a swimming pool, spiritual advisors and further education.
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, pyjamas and even legal aid would be free, on request. There would be private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, and gardens. Each senior could have a PC, a TV radio and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. Incumbents will soon be able to retain their electoral rights.
With the change and the criminals in nursing homes, the Home Office budget could be immediately reduced. Cold food would be supplied, they’d be left alone and remain unsupervised , while living in a tiny room and paying £600 per week and having little hope or wish of ever getting out.
With lights out at 8 pm, and showers once a week, energy costs would be reduced and this would slow ‘global warming’ and so ultimately ‘Save the World’
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COWS
Does anyone find it amazing that, during the mad cow epidemic, our government could track a single cow almost three years after the perceived problem, right to the stall where she slept..? They can even track her calves to their stalls.
Yet, they are unable to locate the 125,000 illegal immigrants and probably many more, wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq etc..
Why don't we just give them ours?
It might have drawn up by a lot of bright blokes; it’s worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courtroom or Houses of Parliament, is that:
'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians would be seen as a ‘hostile work environment’.
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Finally, think about this –
If you don't want to forward this information for fear of offending someone,
then YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
It is time for the grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up! But who’d listen?