The Aussie Version of Creation

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Johnsy

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In the beginning God created day and night.


He created day for footy matches, going to the beach.....

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He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's,
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and God saw that itwas good.

On the Second Day, God created water....for surfing
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, swimming
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, and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good.
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On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants
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to provide malt and yeast for beer
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and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good..

On the Fourth Day God created animals
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and crustaceans, chops, sausages
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steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke
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to make use of all these wondrous creations - go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates,
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and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good .. ...

Well.... Almost good..... He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.
So God created Sheilas
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to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, then God saw that it was not just good.....

...........It was better than that..........................<wbr>....................

...............it was BLOODY AWESOME...!!!

IT WAS AUSTRALIA .....!!!!!
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That is great...I was wondering could I talk with your wife and see if she is happy with the arrangement God has made for her?
 
2054172 said:
That is great...I was wondering could I talk with your wife and see if she is happy with the arrangement God has made for her?
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If you get her started, she won't stop... It's better to leave well enough alone... ;)
 
Hedgehog said:
Think we had a Different God for the UK........Good one Mate.....God bless Australia
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LOL...love your sense of humor Hedgehog.
Good one to you too, Johnsy, only someone from down under so come with a religion that's makes sense too.
 
Lighthorse said:
LOL...love your sense of humor Hedgehog.
Good one to you too, Johnsy, only someone from down under so come with a religion that's makes sense too.
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A religion that makes sense. There is a contradiction in terms... ;)
 
One day I'll get over there to check for myself what of it is true and what isn't. Mark my words! :tongue:
 
AMEN to that Brother ..... Love your work Johnsy

the only thing is.. I have to clean the Barbie . But then, once the Barbie is clean it is time for a beer ... ahhhh
 
Combat Wombat said:
AMEN to that Brother ..... Love your work Johnsy

the only thing is.. I have to clean the Barbie . But then, once the Barbie is clean it is time for a beer ... ahhhh
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Thanks mate...

You haven't trained your missus right yet... as to the other part, so true
 
Any time any of you are down under, let me know and we might be able to get a few cold ones in...
 
same here guys.. beer in the fridge and lamb on the Weber tonight ..!
 
What a offer, I'm off to the beach, to start swimming southward.
 
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