A Catholic Priest, an Indian Doctor, a rich Chinese Businessman
and an Australian Developer were waiting one morning for a particularly
slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have
been waiting for fifteen bloody minutes!'
The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'My goodness gracious I don't know,
but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, move it, time is money!'
The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the green keeper.
Let's have a word with him.'
'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that
group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the green keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
fire fighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a
special prayer for them tonight!'
The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can
do for them!'
The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000
to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls!'
The Aussie said, 'Why the F**K can't they play at night?'
and an Australian Developer were waiting one morning for a particularly
slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those guys? We must have
been waiting for fifteen bloody minutes!'
The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'My goodness gracious I don't know,
but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The Chinese Businessman called out 'Move it, move it, time is money!'
The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the green keeper.
Let's have a word with him.'
'Hello, George!', said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that
group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
George the green keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind
fire fighters.
They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,
so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a moment.
The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a
special prayer for them tonight!'
The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can
do for them!'
The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000
to the fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls!'
The Aussie said, 'Why the F**K can't they play at night?'