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There was a knock on the door this past Saturday morning.
I opened it to find a well-dressed young man standing there who said:
"Hello, sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said, "Come on in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He replied, "Beats the shit out of me – nobody’s ever let me in before!"
 
Damn, never thought of inviting them in, always chased them off with my dogs.
 
I always took it upon myself to slow them down to protect my weaker minded neighbors. When I worked in the Lookout Tower, there was one old fellow who would come by and talk to me for hours. I always felt like I was providing a public service by tieing him up for so long.
 
I always love a debate and talk with them...but they have a system of logging at their Kingdom Hall of all addresses and they track the reception they get at your address. Basically it is sheep and you will get a visit and goat your marked till the judgment day... I guess I am marked till judgment day every 3 years they come by to see if I moved LOL.
 
I definitely fit in the Goat category, but this old fellow must have enjoyed the conversation because he came back for the entire 10 years I worked the Lookout.
 
When I have the time I sit and debate with them just for fun... So far I only encountered some young people who don't know what they are talking about and the debate was usually over in about 15 minutes... :) Once they even told me that I'm hopeless and may God have mercy on my soul... :D
 
Pvt. Sofronije said:
When I have the time I sit and debate with them just for fun... So far I only encountered some young people who don't know what they are talking about and the debate was usually over in about 15 minutes... :) Once they even told me that I'm hopeless and may God have mercy on my soul... :D
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Well I think God should have mercy on your soul also....hopeless well I never give up.LOL
 
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