A 96 year old man goes to the chemist and asks for some Viagra. He
then asks the chemist to cut them into quarters for him!
The Chemist replies that a quarter will not give him a full
erection!
The old man replies - I don't want a full erection young man, I
just
want it to stick out far enough to stop me pissing on my slippers.
then asks the chemist to cut them into quarters for him!
The Chemist replies that a quarter will not give him a full
erection!
The old man replies - I don't want a full erection young man, I
just
want it to stick out far enough to stop me pissing on my slippers.