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Corsaire31

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How many members of an internet forum does it take to replace an electric bulb ?

* 1 to replace the bulb and write to say he replaced the bulb.
* 14 to say they also replaced a bulb one day and talk about how they did it.
* 7 to warn about the hazards involved in replacing a bulb.
* 27 to point at the typos in the messages about replacing a bulb.
* 53 to shout after the ones who pointed out the typos.
* 6 to debate if you should say "electric bulb" or "lamp".
* 6 to say the 6 above are being pedantic.
* 2 industry professionals to say the proper word is "incandescence lamp"
* 15 I-know-everything pretending they have been in the industry to say "electric bulb" is absolutely correct.
* 109 to point out that this forum is not about electric bulbs and that all this s... should be discussed in the "electric bulbs" forum
* 111 to defend the topic, saying everyone uses electric bulbs and therefore it should be allowed.
* 305 to debate about the best way to replace an electric bulb, where to buy the best electric bulbs, what brand is the best for each technique and which ones should be avoided.
* 27 to send the internet links where you can find out about the different electric bulbs.
* 40 to say they don't trust electric bulbs and give links to pseudo-scientific websites pretending they know alternative ways to make light.
* 12 to point out that the right to the light is not in the Constitution.
* 4 to say we need a FAQ about electric bulbs.
* 44 to ask what a FAQ is anyway.
* 12 to say that in every house there should be candles somewhere in case a bulb would stop working.
* 5 to say they don't use any electric bulbs, but only candles.
* 4 to ask "Didn't we already talk about this recently ?"
* 145 to advise you should make a Google search on electric bulbs before starting a topic about electric bulbs
* 1 to reply to the thread 6 months after the topic is forgotten and restart the whole f... thing !
 
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