mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
mTk FGM Lieutenant General FGM MEMBER Oct 23, 2020 #543 As a kid my parents never told me to go fook myself. I know now, as a parent, what a magnificent exhibition of self control that was. ----
As a kid my parents never told me to go fook myself. I know now, as a parent, what a magnificent exhibition of self control that was. ----
HOA_KSOP FGM Major FGM MEMBER Oct 25, 2020 #545 And apparently only pastel-colored fabric at the fabric store...looks like the cult leader has been "busy"...
And apparently only pastel-colored fabric at the fabric store...looks like the cult leader has been "busy"...
HOA_KSOP FGM Major FGM MEMBER Nov 15, 2020 #555 mTk said: Click to expand... Also, political candidates preparing for a debate...on the internet, in-person, on television or otherwise...
mTk said: Click to expand... Also, political candidates preparing for a debate...on the internet, in-person, on television or otherwise...
mTk FGM Lieutenant General FGM MEMBER Nov 21, 2020 #556 I am told that many Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a Covid lock down. Planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Kase scenario.
I am told that many Germans are stockpiling cheese and sausages in anticipation of a Covid lock down. Planning, in other words, for a Wurst-Kase scenario.
mTk FGM Lieutenant General FGM MEMBER Nov 21, 2020 #557 My biggest fear is I'm married and my wife says, "Let's cut pizza out of our diet" and I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night. Last edited: Nov 21, 2020
My biggest fear is I'm married and my wife says, "Let's cut pizza out of our diet" and I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night.
Wellsonian FGM Captain FGM MEMBER Nov 21, 2020 #558 mTk said: My biggest fear is I'm married and my wife says, "Let's cut pizza out of our diet"and I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night. Click to expand... And you absolutely would. I hope you have a "flee fund."
mTk said: My biggest fear is I'm married and my wife says, "Let's cut pizza out of our diet"and I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night. Click to expand... And you absolutely would. I hope you have a "flee fund."
mTk FGM Lieutenant General FGM MEMBER Nov 21, 2020 #559 Me: My car is making a horrible noise! Mechanic: Have you tried removing the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
Me: My car is making a horrible noise! Mechanic: Have you tried removing the Mariah Carey Christmas CD?
