mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

[Nort]

Uh, about that...
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So good.

 

[Hedgehog]

 

[steve]

 

[mTk]

Let me get back to you on that.
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[Nort]

 

[Hedgehog]

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night.
I'm in the hospital now, waiting to be seen!

 

[steve]

Love this

 

[mTk]

 

[Rico]

Love this

Absolute classic!

 

[Rico]

 

[steve]

Wife on the train today heading home after a meeting, sends me the following text:

Am sat near an older couple and she's giving him hell because he's "untidy".
She's also reading him the riot act because he "doesn't listen".

My reply:
"Pardon?"



Steve

 

[Nort]

 

[Nelson1812]

Sure, that caption should not read... @Rico ... back from the day at the office!

 

[Nort]

 

[mTk]

 

[mTk]

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[mTk]

Brilliant!
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[steve]

Fella goes into a photography studio with a photo of his grandfather and asks if they can produce a copy of it and to remove the hat he’s wearing in the photo
Sure says the guy, but can you tell me which side his hair was parted……
The reply came
You’ll see which side when you remove the hat!!

 

[Hedgehog]

Fella goes into a photography studio with a photo of his grandfather and asks if they can produce a copy of it and to remove the hat he’s wearing in the photo
Sure says the guy, but can you tell me which side his hair was parted……
The reply came
You’ll see which side when you remove the hat!!

They walk among us

 

[Hedgehog]