mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

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[mTk]

I no longer see my wife and kids and it's all because of gambling.....
I won the lottery and moved to Hawaii.

 

[mTk]

My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.
To be honest?...I never knew she sold flowers.
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I've been struggling lately to get my wife's attention.
So, I just sat down and got comfortable.
That did the trick.

 

[mTk]

And then....
Boss: So, what brings you into my office today?
Him: I'm going to need a little time off.
Boss: Uh, why?
Him: My wife passed away suddenly last night.
Boss: Oh, I'm so sorry. Take as much time as you need.
Him: I should be able to return in about eight years with good behavior.

 

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Steve’s terrible joke of the day

I study the Periodic Table…. From time to time

 

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Hey @mTk

 

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For our friends in Minnesota …

 

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