Know any Tongue Twisters?

[2054172]

I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.

 

[Combat Wombat]

just the classic that I have taught my kids ;

how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood ?

 

[Unknown]

That's the German "classic": Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische - frische Fische fischt Fischer's Fritz.

Translation: Fisher's Fritz fishes fresh fish - fresh fish (is being) fished by Fisher's Fritz.

 

[Bootie]

Luke Luck likes lakes.
Luke's duck likes lakes.
Luke Luck licks lakes.
Luck's duck licks lakes.
Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes.
Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

from Dr. Seuss' Fox in Socks

 

[2054172]

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son.
And I'm only plucking pleasants
'till the pheasant plucker comes.

 

[Hedgehog]

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

She sells seashells by the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

 

[Sempai]

"Oma hat ne Perlenkette." Means "Grandma has a pearl necklace.". That You have to say again and again so quick as possible. Eventually it will become "Oma hat nen Kerl im Bette.". Means "Grandma has a guy in her bed.".

 

[2054172]

"Oma hat ne Perlenkette." Means "Grandma has a pearl necklace.". That You have to say again and again so quick as possible. Eventually it will become "Oma hat nen Kerl im Bette.". Means "Grandma has a guy in her bed.".

Hey what are you trying to say about your Grandma?

 

[Sempai]

You should read it carefully, Numberz! There is nothing to read about MY Grandma. But if it would be my Grandma I would be glad she has such a well established sexual life.