A Blond Phone Call to Mom
Hi Mom, it's me."
"Hi Sally , are you okay? Aren't you with your father at the Ace Hardware looking for a drill?"
"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call."
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth... Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a"Black and Decker.
"Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"
Hi Mom, it's me."
"Hi Sally , are you okay? Aren't you with your father at the Ace Hardware looking for a drill?"
"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call."
"What happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth... Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a"Black and Decker.
"Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"