Eternal Life...

[Facman]

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.

Immediately I said, “I want to live forever.”

“Sorry,” said the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant eternal life.”

“OK,” I said, “Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!”

“You crafty bastard,” said the fairy.

 

[Hedgehog]

I think you have got eternal life mate.......Nice one

 

[2054172]

Who wants to live on this planet as it is forever? I'll take real eternal life only found through Christ Jesus.