Feel your pain. Went fishing with the two kids last year at a local lake. They were being little shitheads and putting the mealworms on their shirts and letting them crawl. She was freakin out. Imagine Paris Hilton on a camping trip!!!! Needless to say I had to pack up and leave as the local, backwoods, one tooth, imbred fisherman standing around were not amused.
LOL! That's a pretty good picture you paint, in very few words ... I can see it now!