Indians and Polish

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There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert, when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.


He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.


The Polish fellow was puzzled and asked the other Indian what that was all about, was that Indian goofy or something.


"No", said the other Indian. "It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you.


Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave. He took off and ran up to the cave, then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!", off came the clothes and into the cave he goes.


The Polack started running around the desert looking for a cave to find these women that the Indians had talked about. All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.


As he looked in amazement, he was thinking, "Man! Look at the size of that cave! It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found. There must really be something really great in this cave!"


Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed. He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!! Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.


The next day in the newspaper the head lines read, Naked Polack Run Over By Freight Train!!
 
GenLee said:
Great answer, just briliant...
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I am sorry if you have taken offence sir....none was intended...this is a joke and there have been many here at FGM over the years that poke at each race individually and not intentionally to pit one against the other. May be for those in less diverse racial countries it might seem weird, but here in Canada we are all of different nationalities from all over the world. If we were to limit all jokes that mentioned a nationality we would not have many jokes around. Here in Canada we have people from Newfoundland that actually have made an industry of jokes about them selves.
I believe that FGM is multi national and racially diverse not advocating any one over another. I believe that in most if not in all of us, one could not find a harmful bone in our body towards another, we have tiffs over topics but underlying everything is a respect. Now I have not even looked to see if you are Polish or not, and if so and you have taken offence them I will not post any jokes involving Polish people.
I would like to state that I will not take offence of any one making jokes about; Scottish, Irish, English, French, German, or Blackfoot Indians , all of which their blood flows through my veins to some degree.
 
we Aussies usually pick on the Irish .. never understand the 'pollack' thing with you yanks Numberz.. .?

(hehehhehhee);)
 
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