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The guy to his right looks like he is saying something under his breath to make him laugh :)

A Swede and a Dane were sitting on a park bench smoking a cigarette.
It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and covered his cigarette so he could continue smoking.
Now the Dane was wondering what it was because his cigarette was drenched and he couldn’t smoke it anymore. He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some.
“They’re called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.”
The Dane went off to the pharmacy and asked for some condoms.
The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. The Dane thought for a while and then replied: “Ones that fit on a Camel.”
 
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