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mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

......So, is one born with a photographic memory........or does it take time to develop......
 
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Breaking news.......there have been reports that a large sink hole has appeared on the High Street.........Police are looking into it.....
 
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Warning: Likely to make the reader offended and/or groan with mental pain.
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Me: I need a Dr appointment.
Receptionist: OK [checks bookings] how about 10 tomorrow?
Me: I don't need that many.
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Doctors before an x-ray are like "don't worry this is perfectly safe."
And then he goes to Egypt to press a button.
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Dr: What brings you here today?
Me: My car (Ha, ha!)
Dr: (Writing in chart) "not sexually active."
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OK, so here's a list of donor hearts, liver and kidneys in alphabetical order.
Wow!. It's very organ-ized.
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Me: I have a 1:30 appointment.
Receptionist: "Which doctor?
Me: No, I want the regular doctor.
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Breaking News: A man was admitted to the hospital today
with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. Doctors
have described his condition as stable.
 
Oh man, terrible news. My dog got into the Scrabble game and ate all the letters. I took her to the vet - no word yet...
 
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Doctor: Hi. My name is Juan and I'll be delivering your baby today.
Me: O.B. Juan you're our only hope. LOL
Wife: Leave the father's name off the birth certificate.
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It's funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but
7 beers and 5 shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
 
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