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mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

Herman Comic Strip for December 03, 2022
 
Two fellas chatting in a bar:
One says to the other
What have you got there?
Other fella says
Two fish eyes - these are really good brain food.
You can have em for a couple of quid.
So the other fella duly bought them.

Next day he bumps into him again:
Oi you!! You charged me two quid for them fish eyes and I have just been down the market and found out I could have hot a dozen for a pound!!
First fella says ….
See, I told you they were brain food!!
 

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One fella chatting to his mate in the pub, and he says:
Hey........what would ya do if ya broke yer arm in two places?
Other fella replies..........Well, I wouldn't go back to either of them places again!!
 
Fella walks into a cake shop and says to the guy behind the counter " How much are those two cakes?"
Guy says " One pound"
Fella says " How much is one cake"
Guy replies " 75 pence"
Fella says.... " I'll have the other one"....
 
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