mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

steve

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@mTk have you found a big box of christmas crackers and pulling them apart and going through all the jokes? :p

Methinks the words MTK and crackers do certainly belong in the same sentence....

As my generosity knows no bounds, here's another cringeworthy effort.......


How many ears does Spock have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!

Steve
 

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A man heard a knock at his door so he got up and answered it. There at his feet he saw a snail. Looking around he didn't see anyone else so he squatted down and flicked the snail across the road. Ten years later the same man heard a knock at his door so he got up and answered it. Looking down he saw a snail. The snail looked up at him and said "What the fuck was that all about?"
 

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A few years ago I took working for the Samaritans.
After about three months I took ill, and phoned up to say I wasn't going to be in...................................they talked me out of it!!
:sofa::sofa::sofa:
 
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