mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!
- Thread starter mTk
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I bought a world map and told my wife: "Dear, throw this dart and wherever it
lands...I will take you there."
We're spending three weeks behind the couch.
lands...I will take you there."
We're spending three weeks behind the couch.
Him: Why did the banana go to the doctor.
Me: I don't know. Why?
Him: He wasn't peeling well.
Me:
Me: I don't know. Why?
Him: He wasn't peeling well.
Me:
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- Frog parking. All others will be toad.
- I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
- This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
- I checked into the Hokey Pokey Clinic & I turned myself around.
- If your car is running I'm voting for it.
- What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
- My wife said I never listen to her...or something like that.
- Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
- I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.
- This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
- I checked into the Hokey Pokey Clinic & I turned myself around.
- If your car is running I'm voting for it.
- What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
- My wife said I never listen to her...or something like that.
- Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
*NSFW *NSFW
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At a minimum you may need to turn the sound down and turn on the CC.
This is soo on point with today's culture wars.
I found it hilarious. The crowd agrees with me.
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At a minimum you may need to turn the sound down and turn on the CC.
This is soo on point with today's culture wars.
I found it hilarious. The crowd agrees with me.
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