My job search

Johnsy · Apr 3, 2012

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[FONT=&amp]1. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory[/FONT][FONT=&amp], [/FONT][FONT=&amp]but I got canned[/FONT][FONT=&amp]. I c[/FONT][FONT=&amp]ouldn't [/FONT][FONT=&amp]concentrate[/FONT][FONT=&amp].[/FONT]

[FONT=&amp]2. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,[/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]but just [/FONT][FONT=&amp]couldn't hack it[/FONT][FONT=&amp], [/FONT][FONT=&amp]so they gave me the [/FONT][FONT=&amp]axe[/FONT][FONT=&amp].[/FONT]
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3. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]After that, I tried being a Tailor, [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]but wasn't suited for it[/FONT][FONT=&amp]--[/FONT][FONT=&amp]mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

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[FONT=&amp]4. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]but that[/FONT][FONT=&amp] was too exhausting.[/FONT]
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5. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]but just didn't have the thyme.[/FONT]
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6. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]but any way [/FONT][FONT=&amp]I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.[/FONT]
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7. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]My best job was a Musician,[/FONT][FONT=&amp]
[/FONT][FONT=&amp]but eventually found [/FONT][FONT=&amp]I wasn't noteworthy.[/FONT]

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8. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]I studied a long time to become a Doctor,[/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]but didn't have any patience.[/FONT]

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9. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.[/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]Tried hard but just didn't fit in.[/FONT][FONT=&amp]

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10. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]I became a Professional Fisherman,[/FONT][FONT=&amp]but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.[/FONT]

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11. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance [/FONT][FONT=&amp]Company,[/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]but the work was just too draining.[/FONT][FONT=&amp]

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[/FONT][FONT=&amp]12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, [/FONT][FONT=&amp]but they said I[/FONT][FONT=&amp] wasn't fit for the job..[/FONT]

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[/FONT][FONT=&amp]13. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]After many years of trying to find steady work[/FONT][FONT=&amp], [/FONT]
[FONT=&amp]I finally got [/FONT][FONT=&amp]a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.[/FONT][FONT=&amp]
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[/FONT][FONT=&amp]14. [/FONT][FONT=&amp]My last job was working in Starbucks,[/FONT][FONT=&amp]but had to quit because [/FONT][FONT=&amp]it was the same old grind.[/FONT][FONT=&amp]
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[/FONT]15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

My job search

Johnsy

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