Quick Witted Priest

priest is driving down the road


when he comes across a pig, dead in the road.


He gets out of his vehicle, lifts the pig to one


side and then rings the police to contact them of his find.


A cocky desk sergeant laughs and says:


"Did you give it it's last rites!?"


The quick witted priest replies:

.....

No. I thought I'd inform his next of kin first"....
 
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