The Blonde Pilot..

[Johnsy]

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[FONT=&quot]This is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]She says[/FONT][FONT=&quot], [/FONT]"I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."​

[FONT=&quot](Pause)[/FONT]​

[FONT=&quot]"O.K." says the voice on the radio.... [/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . . ..."